The Republic of Absolute communism20 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.298 billion Absolute communism20ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism20ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,228 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, every day's an auto-de-fé day, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism20's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism20 is ranked 275,186^th in the world and 10,070^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.54 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.